Thursday, December 11, 2014

What's in My Name: The Hopes (and Fears of a First Year Teacher

MS.     -- as in a manuscript, a story: the story of my hopes (and fears) as a new teacher.
   I        -- is for the individual attention I fully intend to give you….if the class size is not too big, or the lessons don’t get crammed together because of pep rallies, or any of the other million possible obstacles that might pop up.
   S       -- is for SHAKESPEARE! I love him. I hope you will too. I’m sure I can make you see how amazing he is, but what will I do if you shrewishly hiss at me like Macbeth’s witches?
   E      -- is for Education. Need I say more? I got one so that I can give you one. What’s that you say? We don’t need no education? Really, truly, you do. Believe me (and don’t use Pink Floyd as a guide to life)!
   M     -- is for the many moonlit nights spent marking papers with objectivity. I promise to stay alert, give good feedback, and not fall asleep….until the next day in class when I fall asleep, chin to chest, sitting up at my desk while you point, laugh, and cause havoc.
   I        -- me, my…pronouns: subjective, objective, possessive. I promise to: not treat you like subjects, be objective in my assessments, and share the knowledge I possess, while making your education about you…not I.
   N      -- Never say Never. No is not an option. No one knows how amazing you can be except for yourself…..and hopefully me.
   G      -- Grades. We have to have them. Sometimes, they might not be the greatest, but together, if you want it enough, we can turn any F to a C or C to an A. I’ll try, if you will.
   E      -- is for every moment in the classroom that we can learn from: from ourselves, from each other, from the world around us. Learning can be exciting and engaging if you let it.
   R      -- Ready?! Am I ready? Yesterday I thought I was. Today I’m not so sure….but tomorrow I’m pretty sure I think I’ll be positively ready to teach. Will you be ready for me?

Hello class,

I’m Ms. Iseminger. It’s so nice to meet you. Let’s get started!